like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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