I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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