Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
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no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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