My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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