I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
