your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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