ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
this hospital has no fireball
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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