Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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