My friends, they love my intelligence
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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