You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
