I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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