carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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