Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
