Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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