matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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