yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3