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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose

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• (239): View more from Florida

  you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.

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• (530): View more from California

  My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.

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  Dreams are coming true for both of us.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.

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