we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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