Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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