you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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