Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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