ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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