You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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