OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Even my vagina gasped.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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