Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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