yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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