I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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