she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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