Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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