the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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