i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i just had sex bonerless
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I did not marry a roomba.
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