When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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