You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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