I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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