I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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