Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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