Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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