i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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