Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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