Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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