I'm jealous of your bromance
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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