i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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