I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
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he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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