Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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