I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
