Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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