So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize