Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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