So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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