You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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