Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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