I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
