Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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